Yes when I go to a nice steakhouse I order the meat rare, blood dripping down my face like a vampire sucking till every last drip is gone. I only bring this up because last night I went out and celebrated finishing my taxes!! Steak and shrimp seemed to be the only sensible thing to get to top the feeling of accomplishment I had :-) I wish I could eat bloody steak everyday but I don’t have a grill :-( Guess I’ll wait till the warm weather arrives and grill on the beach.

I just finally finished up doing my taxes and it was even a better experience compared to last year!! I went to the tax man like a week ago but got sick and worked so I never got to make it back in there till yesterday. I pretty much assessed the situation, thinking a lot of people would be there in there during the final days to do it, but oddly enough it was me and one other woman getting help. As well as two employees of the male species, both older with kind trusting eyes.

“How may I help you?”

“Hi I’m Sativa I had my taxes started here a week ago with Sue but I got sick and never finished bring all my info in.”

“Okay well Miss Sativa, Sue is not here so have a seat while my other employee finishes up his other client. I’m leaving to get Pizza do you want a slice?”

Caught really off guard by the offer, but in the same sense I was totally digging the idea of having lunch while I do my taxes “Yea count me in for a slice,” I replied

“Good,” and he adds, “I’ll get a fresh pie with you eating now.”

Hahahahahaha I couldn’t stop laughing. My patience worked out to virtue. I personally didn’t mind waiting the 20 mins or so for the other person to finish their taxes, but I think the owner felt bad and offered me a lunch (and a way for his employee to take a break without me bitching)! None the less I seen the sign in the window (the one pictured above) and thought maybe doing your taxes can have its occasional streak of fun. The woman wrapped up her taxes, and I got started working with the gentleman who was going to continue where Sue left off doing my taxes. My tax dude was a fan of aquarium life and “Pants off Dance off” so we had some interesting conversation, which I don’t think I would have got if I was doing my taxes with Sue still. Pizza break!! Okay now the owner, his employee, and I are all scoffing down pizza talking about dolphins, sharks, the Vancouver Aquarium (best in the world swear on my life), and sea world horror stories. On top of that I decided to promote voting for me on “Pants off Dance off” this 17th; in which they both agreed they would vote and try to watch. At the end of my pizza session I wrapped up my taxes, put my autograph on my forms, and since I was a “Pants off Dance off” hottie I got a $25 dollar discount off my bill! Now I know you’re like whatever, but they charged me that much more the year before and I wasn’t expecting it to be cheaper-in fact I thought it would have been more since they switched owners. I defiantly got the cute girl discount and I’m proud to admit to it! Well I hope you have an eventful time like I did when you go to do your taxes, if you already haven’t…just remember to listen to The Beatles “Tax Man” when your done with it all.

SEXY SATIVA UPDATES!!! VOTE FOR me a billion times and tell your friends to do the same on the FUSE.TV “Pants off Dance off” website-and of course don’t forget to watch on April 17th the “Pancer Best Booty Hall of Fame” episode to wrap up season 3!!! Vote Sativa MULTIPLE TIMES NOW http://fuse.tv/tv/pantsoff/index.php Okay I also added new pictures throughout my site and I also added a new video. You have to search around and see all the new things I added in. I’m hoping to get some contest going eventually. They will be pleasureable and motivating nonetheless; trust me!! Also I have a poll in my fans only section I hope you will participate in. I’m also seeking Sativa content-if you have comments you’d like to share in my fans area, pictures of me from events, graphics, or anything else Sativa Verte related please drop me an email with it. Also note concerning my email. I just realized how to work my websites emails much better now (it took a couple months to figure out how to work it efficiently). So for those who emailed and never heard back-try the note again or wait 48hours to receive a reply from what letters I found now. Also seeking someone to make a clone of me because I have so little time but so many cool ideas! Hahahahahaha

Okay so a quick rundown of my morning ...

Rain rain go away come again some other day? OR NOT! I love the rain and have always fantasized about fucking in that misty type of rain, or under a tree during a thunderstorm- yet to have tried, but always willing :-) I also envisioned myself bound to my porch fence trying to scream help and break loose in order to be in the warmth and out of the cold rain drops, yet I can’t find my Nikki or anyone who could help me with this, this morning. Hence I just kept all these actions in my fantasy world and made myself breakfast…

and listened to some Garbage.

That’s my life….

Sativa Verte

Ps- Thank you for spoiling your princess with the surprises in my PO Box Gary!! Kisses hun! What do you think sexy, no?